LEARN THE "HISTORY" OF CONSTITUTIONLAND, AS INVENTED BY THE JURISPRUDINEER. AND THEN LEARN THE REAL STORY ABOUT CONSTITUTIONLAND.
LEARN ABOUT THE PEOPLE (JUSTICES AND OTHERS) WHO BREATHED LIFE INTO THE CONSTITUTION
Constitutionland is a virtual amusement park for people of all ages who love the United States Constitution. A place for both constitutional scholars and fans who want to enjoy an intellectually stimulating environment and the fun of a theme park, Constitutionland is filled with rides, exhibits, historical re-enactments, shows, games, theatrical productions, the world’s biggest copy of the Constitution, a convention center and state-of-the art research facilities. Be sure to stop off at Felix's Frankfurters for a coupla dogs, enjoy a strawberry shake at Carolene Product's Skimmed Milk Shakes, or a chocolate chip muffin at the Lochner Home Bakery!
Remember, Constitutionland, not unlike the Constitution itself, is constantly evolving. So, enjoy your stay, and visit often...and, of course, keep your hands, arms and jurisprudence inside the vehicle at all times!
See various jurisprudential philosophies at work...and really cool and wild rides! Check out Sociological Jurisprudence Kiddie Park, where the "on the ground" effects of the law rule and Separation of Powers Land, where you'll have some fun with federalism...check (and balance) it out.
A magical village...an enchanted land, dedicated to the first ten amendments to the Bill of Rights...includes the Journey through the Fourth Amendment. You will SEARCH your whole life and never find a land that will SEIZE you like this!
You are about to explore the first generation of Constitutionland. Not unlike the U.S. Constitution, the worlds that you will discover are always evolving. What you see now, a virtual amusement park, descriptions of the world, is the tip of the iceberg. Fear not, soon you will be able to stop off for a dog at Felix's Frankfurters, a strawberry shake at Carolene's Skimmed MilkShakes or a chocolate chip muffin at the Lochner Home Bakery during your break from the More Perfect Union Research Center. Please enjoy your stay...and...of course...keep your jurisprudence in the vehicle at all times.
Chief Executive Jurisprudeneer Peter M. Carrozzo.
...to educate our guests about every aspect of the Constitution...
...THE IDEAS, far-sighted and noble concepts of equality and self-representation that are the very foundation of this revered document;
...THE FOUNDERS who saw the potential of the United States of America and put aside regional and philosophical differences to create a greater whole;
...THE JUSTICES who expounded the Constitution breathing life into the foundational principals...perhaps too much;
...THE PEOPLE who were discontent with their lot in the old country and left for an unknown land;
...THE VISIONARIES who dreamed of a new land where no one is superior to anyone else;
...THE OPPRESSED, UNREPRESENTED, DISENFRANCHISED and DISSATISFIED whose struggle and courage brought the change desperately needed by the Constitution to embody "we the people" in fact and in principle;
Constitutionland is a place where all ages can celebrate our one combined heritage as Americans...and where people from across the world can see first hand how the US Constitution, the grand daddy of all constitutions, was created and continues to evolve.