Constitution land

The virtual amusement park for people who love the US CONSTITUTION!

...please keep your hands, arms and jurisprudence inside the vehicle at all times.

THE CONSTITUTION

LEARN ABOUT THE DOCUMENT ITSELF

THE CASES

LEARN ABOUT THE CASES THAT INTERPRETED THE CONSTITUTION

THE HISTORY OF CONSTITUTIONLAND

LEARN THE "HISTORY" OF CONSTITUTIONLAND,  AS INVENTED BY THE JURISPRUDINEER. AND THEN LEARN THE REAL STORY ABOUT CONSTITUTIONLAND.

THE WORLD OF JUSTICES

LEARN ABOUT THE PEOPLE (JUSTICES AND OTHERS) WHO BREATHED LIFE INTO THE CONSTITUTION 

THE WORLD OF INJUSTICE

IT TAKES A LOT OF INJUSTICE TO BRING ABOUT CHANGE. READ ABOUT IT ALL HERE.

THE JURISPRUDENCE

LEARN ABOUT THE LEGAL THEORIES AND PHILOSOPHIES THAT ARE BEHIND THE LAW

What is Constitution Land?

Constitutionland is a virtual amusement park for people of all ages who love the United States Constitution. A  place for both constitutional scholars and fans who want to enjoy an  intellectually stimulating environment and the fun of a theme park,  Constitutionland is filled with rides, exhibits, historical  re-enactments, shows, games, theatrical productions, the world’s biggest  copy of the Constitution, a convention center and state-of-the art research facilities. Be sure to stop off at Felix's Frankfurters for a coupla dogs, enjoy a strawberry shake at Carolene Product's Skimmed Milk Shakes, or a chocolate chip muffin at the Lochner Home Bakery!


Remember, Constitutionland, not unlike the Constitution itself, is constantly evolving. So, enjoy your stay, and visit often...and, of course, keep your hands, arms and jurisprudence inside the vehicle at all times! 

Constitution Land's Six Themed Lands

Preamble Street

Your gateway to Constitutionland themed around the most famous preamble in the world!

The World of Justices

A salute to the justices who have interpreted the Constitution for over two centuries...sometimes, well, sometimes not so well, sometimes, just plain wacky.

The World of Injustice

A place where you experience, firsthand, the tragic injustices of yesterday...and perhaps today?

Original Intent Land

A salute to the legislators who write the laws. What were they thinking...no really, what were they thinking?! 

Jurisprudential Amusements

See various jurisprudential philosophies at work...and really cool and wild rides! Check out  Sociological Jurisprudence Kiddie Park, where the "on the ground" effects of the law rule and Separation of Powers Land, where you'll have some fun with federalism...check (and balance) it out.

Bill O' Rights Village

A magical village...an enchanted land, dedicated to the first ten amendments to the Bill of Rights...includes the Journey through the Fourth Amendment. You will SEARCH your whole life and never find a land that will SEIZE you like this!

...FROM THE JURISPRUDINEER IN CHIEF

You are about to explore the  first generation of Constitutionland. Not unlike the U.S. Constitution,  the worlds that you will discover are always evolving.  What you see  now, a virtual amusement park, descriptions of the world, is the tip of the  iceberg. Fear not, soon you will be able to stop off for a dog at  Felix's Frankfurters, a strawberry shake at Carolene's Skimmed  MilkShakes or a chocolate chip muffin at the Lochner Home Bakery during  your break from the More Perfect Union Research Center. Please enjoy  your stay...and...of course...keep your jurisprudence in the vehicle at  all times.  


Chief  Executive Jurisprudeneer Peter M. Carrozzo.

CONSTITUTIONLAND' S MISSION...

 ...to educate our guests about every aspect of the Constitution...
 

...THE IDEAS, far-sighted and noble concepts of  equality and self-representation that are the very foundation of this  revered document;
 

...THE FOUNDERS who saw the potential of the United States of America   and put aside regional and philosophical differences to create a greater  whole;
 

...THE JUSTICES who expounded the Constitution breathing life into the foundational principals...perhaps too much;
 

...THE PEOPLE who were discontent with their lot in the old country and left for an unknown land;
 

...THE VISIONARIES who dreamed of a new land where no one is superior to anyone else;
 

...THE OPPRESSED,  UNREPRESENTED, DISENFRANCHISED and DISSATISFIED whose struggle and  courage brought the change desperately needed by the Constitution to  embody "we the people" in fact and in principle;
 

Constitutionland is a place where all  ages can celebrate our one combined heritage as Americans...and where  people from across the world can see first hand how the US Constitution,  the grand daddy of all constitutions, was created and continues to  evolve. 

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